#an lar [poses]

[dy3rs3v3]

80s Metallica and Slayer crossover

[prxttyp0ison]

my bitch pose is NASTYYYY

[vladpirexx]

working on Dani/Ellie RN since she's the one that won the poll so here's a sneak peak

-edited to remove au stuff

[lotusthekat]

[ID: A digital drawing of Lars, Steven, and Sadie as the Deltarune meme "God fucking damnit Kris". Here, the trio is in Mask Island, where they were stranded in the episode Island Adventure. Lars is doing Susie's goofy and angry pose, and glaring at Steven, who sweats nervously. Sadie hides her arms behind her back and looks away, knowing why they're stranded, but keeping it a secret. /End ID]

(Lars' voice) GOD FUCKING DAMNIT, STEVEN

is this meme still relevant

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[guess-i-do-art]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN ‼️🎃

To celebrate, I drew my persona Swan as Lars!! My actual costume is a moth, but I’ve always wanted to cosplay Lars since he’s my favorite 🫶 Also the moth cape is extremely hard to draw…

The second version, this time as Villain Lars from my AU! (Check it out if you haven’t already… 🤫)

[ybkitten]

Part of my gift to @annelaurant for the Aveyond Winter Exchange! This was the greatest prompt I could have fulfilled. I did, in fact, go back and play all of AV1 again just so I could immerse myself in the game and its mechanics just for this bit.

tbh some of the best warmups I've ever done for a piece of art lol

[killerqueenhetfield]

SLUTS

[dy3rs3v3]

Metallica doing sound check before the St. Anger bonus DVD session at HQ, March 2003

Pics by Niclas Swanlund

[hershelwidget]

*png-ifies your soup man*

BEHOLD. A MAN

[sweetdemolitionlovers]

« Arms wide open, I stand alone. I'm no hero, and I'm not made of stone. Right or wrong, I can hardly tell. I'm on the wrong side of Heaven, and the righteous side of Hell. The wrong side of Heaven, and the righteous side, the righteous side of Hell. » ♫ Wrong Side Of Heaven - Five Finger Death Punch

Lars 💕 My Norwegian and ex-military 💕

Poses by @pandorassims4cc & @cassandragrusel86

[daddy-ul]

truly, undoubtedly, un-fuck-with-able

It's not in his humor but I swear that if he said right after "believe me, I tried" I would have EXPLODED laughing sjdkskekekekek

That said, that's the face of someone who has seen someone try, and fail painfully. He knows things

[intheupside]

So, what they do when a player isn't able to be in the picture is they have a guy pose in the player's jersey and they just photoshop his head in later. Like 10 years ago the part of Sidney Crosby was actually played by Andrew Taglianetti, twin brother of equipment manager Jon. Looking down there now, they've got a guy in Jansen Harkins' jersey since he's on a conditioning stint in Wilkes-Barre/Scranton. They've also got a guy wearing Lars Eller's gear. Not sure where Eller might be.

 Friends helping friends. Erik Karlsson was one of the guys on the stands in his shoes so Acciari pushed him in a chair off the ice so he wouldn't have to shuffle. Tristan Jarry helped Acciari push Karlsson

from dkpitt

[vinyldreamsfuckup]

So High School

A: this was a random thing I came up with. I hope it’s cute

Warnings: fluff, drinking, smoking weed, smut, oral (female receiving), unprotected p in v, Kirk x fem

You and Kirk had been together since your sophomore year of high school. You were both the "weird" kids in high school. So when you got sat next to each other in third period history it almost felt like fate. You talked to each other nearly everyday since then. You always loved how much Kirk loved his comic books and horror movies. You could listen to him go on and on for hours and never get bored of him talking. You’d been in love with him since the moment you met him. When he joined Metallica you quickly became friends with all of the guys. You’d loved watching him play and being around him. There was simply just nothing better than being with him.

Though, one thing you never did was go to prom. It felt stupid and it seemed like a dumb thing to think about, but when you looked back at pictures from high school you’d always wished you had a picture in some stupid dress standing next to him. He knew this. He hated high school dances and didn’t really care, but he knew it was important to you, so when he surprised you with a “prom” at your old high school you were over the moon. It was just you, Kirk, James, Cliff, and Lars but it was going to be perfect regardless. Because you had him.

You wore a long, mint green, satin dress. It was a corset like dress that helped extenuate your body while still trying to look nice. There were laces up the back that showed your freshly tanned skin. Kirk wore a white shirt that was only halfway buttoned and black jeans with his black converse. He never cared for school dances in high school but he knew this was important to you and he wanted to do this to surprise you. So if you could only get jeans and a nice shirt then you’d take it. It being mostly unbuttoned was just a plus. You were standing in your backyard waiting for him to walk out with your corsage.

"You look beautiful," Kirk said as he walked out of the house. A smile spread across your face.

"Thank you, baby. You don't look too bad yourself," You giggled. Kirk chuckled and grabbed the corsage and wrapped it on your wrist. James and Lars giggled as they were snapping picture after picture as the two of you got ready. Kirk leaned in, his lips touching your ear.

"We should just ditch the whole thing. I can take you to the hotel and we can have a good time," Kirk whispered. You playfully hit his shoulder.

"Pose for the damn picture," You laughed out. He rolled his eyes and put his hand around your waist and looked at the camera. The two of you smiled taking a couple nice pictures before you both broke out into silly faces. Kirk ushered me to his car and we got in.

"You sure you wanna go to the dance and not just back to the hotel?" Kirk asked as he started the car. You laughed.

"I'm sure. Now lets go try to have a good time," You responded.

That's what the two of you did. You went and danced and ate some food. You both drank and smoked weed, getting undeniably high as fuck. You talked all night long, not even worrying about anything else. James, Lars, and Cliff all brought random girls to keep them company. They were all dressed up and getting shitfaced. You couldn’t help but smile at how sweet the whole thing was, but mostly you were just focused on Kirk and how happy he made you. You grabbed his hand and lead him out into the hallway and to your old locker. He pushed you against them just like he used to and connected your lips in a feverish kiss. The taste of weed and beer still on his you.

“Can we go back to the hotel now?” Kirk mumbled against your lips, his hand traveled up the strings of your dress, grazing the skin.

“Mhm…” You mumbled back with a nod. Kirk smiled and lifted you up bridal style before running back toward his car. You giggled as he ran.

You quickly arrived at the hotel and he lead you into the room and sat you on the edge of the bed. Your heart was full everything feeling so heightened. You two had sex all the time but for some reason this felt so much more intimate. He sat next to you on the bed and carefully undid the ties of your dress. He helped you out of it before pressing his lips to yours.

“You’re beautiful,” Kirk breathed out as he pushed you down on the bed. He trailed kisses down your chest and torso. His hands hooked around the lace of your thong before carefully pulling it off. A small groan left his lips as he stared at you, “so beautiful.”

He gently kissed down your thigh before settling between your legs. He licked between your folds groaning as he did so. Your hand tangled in his hair as a moan left your lips. He started to fuck you with his tongue, his thumb rolling against your clit.

“Fuck…Kirk…” You moaned out as your hand tangled into his hair. Kirk’s tongue quickly pumped in lapping up every last molecule. He groaned as he moved feeling you spasm beneath him.

“You’re so good,” Kirk mumbled, “So wet. So good.”

Your hips bucked against his tongue. He pressed your waist down on the bed and started to move his tongue quickly. His thumb spreading up against your clit. You were soon moaning out and finishing all over his tongue. He licked up your slick before standing up.

Your hands went to his shirt and quickly undid the rest of the buttons while he pulled himself out of his jeans. He was now standing in front of you naked, his dick standing tall and ready for you. He quickly pushed into you a loud moan leaving your lips as you adjusted.

“You’re so beautiful.” He groaned, “you’re so fucking wet.”

His hips started to rock and long moans left your mouth. Your hands gripped his back and your nails slowly raked down his back. He moaned out in a mix of pleasure and pain. He slowly picked up his pace ramming into you harder. He picked up your thigh and he lit by his stomach adjusting the angle. He fell in deeper hitting every spot perfectly.

“Kirk…oh my god,” you moaned out.

“That’s it, baby,” Kirk breathed out. He moved slightly faster.

“Don’t stop. That’s it. Yes…” you moaned out. He nodded and kept his pace ramming into you over and over. Your body started to shake and you loudly came, his name falling from your mouth

“Fuck…” Kirk groaned out. His hips still moving quickly chasing his orgasm. Your moans turned into loud whimpers as he kept going. Overstimulated and sensitive as he kept moving against you.

“Come on baby,” you whined. His head fell back and a loud moan left his mouth. He pulled out and came all over your stomach.

“Fuck…” Kirk said breathlessly. You nodded in agreement.

“Was this a good prom night?” Kirk chuckled out as he pulled away for a moment.

You nodded and smiled, “wouldn’t imagine it any other way, my love.”

[novacallisto]

Oh no😂😂

I'm not gonna talk about James' pose or Lars hiding behind him. I just have one question...why does Jason look at Lars like that?🤣

At least Kirk seems normal😁

P.s. The resentment in Jason's eyes actually reminds me of 'don't cry' too😂😭🩵 @kirk-says-wah

[kirkycurls]

this pose is extremely 90s coded

name a better duo, i'll wait 🤙🏼

[killerqueenhetfield]

I love mom and dad :)